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leave starters and prompts of all kinds! i'll get to them asap.

Flying through me STILL means he was in me. And he didn't even take me out to dinner first!

I was half a virgin when I met him. Then he took that away like a chauvinistic pig.

This conversation has taken an unsettling turn
Because it makes me sound like I'm apologizing for a pervert

Instead I will offer to take you out to dinner to apologize for Viz floating through you

As in you're going to pay for it?

I mean I was just being unnecessarily dramatic a la Spanish telenovelas, but really?

Yes, I'll pay for it
Why would I offer and not pay for it?

Does this happen to you often?

Does what happen to me often? People being inside me?

I could make a dirty prison joke, but no, it doesn't happen often.

Unless you meant "do people often buy you dinner" because... well. Still no.

Do people buy you dinner, Scott
Obviously
Why would I want to know how many people have been inside you?
Why would that be at all essential to buying you dinner?

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YES!! as u can see scott lang owns my life in every incarnation :'(

there are worse characters to be owned by tbqh

it is so wild switching from happy mcu scott to emotional baggage 616 scott for real

someone is trying to convince me to do 616 wanda and i could not, idk how you can

i like to think of it as me winging it suddenly leading to success somehow

fake it 'til you make it (and tbh I like both your scott's)