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antelligent) wrote2025-06-18 10:15 pm
antelligent) wrote2025-06-18 10:15 pm
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leave starters and prompts of all kinds! i'll get to them asap.
leave starters and prompts of all kinds! i'll get to them asap.
I'm kinda drunk. Leo DiCaprio is an actual, literal babe though so can you blame me?
Also this """Viz""" guy flew IN me.
I can't forgive him for violating me so outright
Also this """Viz""" guy flew IN me.
I can't forgive him for violating me so outright
???????????what
Did you just call me an overbearing and demanding mother
Please tell me your speech-to-text app fucked up.
Did you just call me an overbearing and demanding mother
Please tell me your speech-to-text app fucked up.
PANCAKE BATTER IS INTIMATELY DIFFERENT FROM PIZZA DOUGH
God you've never been stuck in either so you'd never understand
I should shrink you down toss you in a bowl see how you like it
God you've never been stuck in either so you'd never understand
I should shrink you down toss you in a bowl see how you like it
I don't know. Are you? You're not giving your ant its space.
I can't believe I actually said that.
I can't believe I actually said that.
There's the ant daddy I've been looking for all my life. :'8) Golly, Matthew!
But for real? When you have a kid that keeps breaking everything and has serious self-esteem issues aren't you SUPPOSED to be there to support them?
But for real? When you have a kid that keeps breaking everything and has serious self-esteem issues aren't you SUPPOSED to be there to support them?
I'm glad I can be the father you need right now.
Well. Yes, but I don't actually have any kids. So I don't know much about parenting.
Well. Yes, but I don't actually have any kids. So I don't know much about parenting.
That is precisely why you don't get to call me the overbearing mother. I'm Cool Dad material, even!
( which was true up until scott majorly fucked it up with his fifteen year old daughter, but that's acid water under the bridge. )
So cool I got pizza with the first-aid crap. You like pizza, right?
( which was true up until scott majorly fucked it up with his fifteen year old daughter, but that's acid water under the bridge. )
So cool I got pizza with the first-aid crap. You like pizza, right?
Eh, I don't think he's that good looking but whatever gets you going
He flew through you, there's a difference and you were very big
We all did things we're not proud of
He flew through you, there's a difference and you were very big
We all did things we're not proud of
YES!! as u can see scott lang owns my life in every incarnation :'(
antelligent
2016-06-19 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Flying through me STILL means he was in me. And he didn't even take me out to dinner first!
I was half a virgin when I met him. Then he took that away like a chauvinistic pig.
I was half a virgin when I met him. Then he took that away like a chauvinistic pig.
This conversation has taken an unsettling turn
Because it makes me sound like I'm apologizing for a pervert
Instead I will offer to take you out to dinner to apologize for Viz floating through you
Because it makes me sound like I'm apologizing for a pervert
Instead I will offer to take you out to dinner to apologize for Viz floating through you
Of course I like pizza.
And I'll take it back. You aren't an overbearing mother.
And I'll take it back. You aren't an overbearing mother.
Thank you, Matthew. ♥
Also: what the hell does your phone say when I send you a heart?
I shrank the pizza after buying it but I guarantee it'll taste the same when I unshrink it again. Unless your lip opened again. Because then it'll just taste like blood.
Also: what the hell does your phone say when I send you a heart?
I shrank the pizza after buying it but I guarantee it'll taste the same when I unshrink it again. Unless your lip opened again. Because then it'll just taste like blood.
It says the word 'heart'. It did this time.
That's a fun thought.
Do you shrink things just because you can? I mean, you didn't need to shrink the pizza, right?
That's a fun thought.
Do you shrink things just because you can? I mean, you didn't need to shrink the pizza, right?
I might be riding a flying carpenter ant through the afternoon streets of Hell's Kitchen. Maybe.
You CANNOT bring an 18" pizza around on a carpenter ant without turning some heads, Matt.
You CANNOT bring an 18" pizza around on a carpenter ant without turning some heads, Matt.
it is so wild switching from happy mcu scott to emotional baggage 616 scott for real
antelligent
2016-06-19 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
As in you're going to pay for it?
I mean I was just being unnecessarily dramatic a la Spanish telenovelas, but really?
I mean I was just being unnecessarily dramatic a la Spanish telenovelas, but really?
Wait, are you texting and flying an ant? That's dangerous.
That's true. I'm just imagining you tiny on your little ant with a itty bitty pizza. It's a bit cute.
That's true. I'm just imagining you tiny on your little ant with a itty bitty pizza. It's a bit cute.
Among all the people I've met in my life, you are the LEAST qualified to tell me what is and isn't dangerous. I'm just saying.
What do you mean by "a bit"?
What do you mean by "a bit"?
someone is trying to convince me to do 616 wanda and i could not, idk how you can
scarlethour
2016-06-19 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I'll pay for it
Why would I offer and not pay for it?
Does this happen to you often?
Why would I offer and not pay for it?
Does this happen to you often?
The least? I'm not that reckless, am I?
Okay. It's very cute.
Okay. It's very cute.
Aw, shucks. *You're* cute.
Honesty is such a breath of fresh air.
That being said, do you want me to be honest about the recklessness?
Honesty is such a breath of fresh air.
That being said, do you want me to be honest about the recklessness?
i like to think of it as me winging it suddenly leading to success somehow
antelligent
2016-06-19 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
Does what happen to me often? People being inside me?
I could make a dirty prison joke, but no, it doesn't happen often.
Unless you meant "do people often buy you dinner" because... well. Still no.
I could make a dirty prison joke, but no, it doesn't happen often.
Unless you meant "do people often buy you dinner" because... well. Still no.
I doubt you'll tell me anything I haven't already heard.
But go ahead. Let it all out.
But go ahead. Let it all out.
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