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[antelligent]

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tfln overflow 16/06/17

[antelligent]

@scarlethour

[antelligent]

I'm kinda drunk. Leo DiCaprio is an actual, literal babe though so can you blame me?

Also this """Viz""" guy flew IN me.

I can't forgive him for violating me so outright

afdhsj are you also ~tictacs?? bless u

[scarlethour]

Eh, I don't think he's that good looking but whatever gets you going

He flew through you, there's a difference and you were very big
We all did things we're not proud of

YES!! as u can see scott lang owns my life in every incarnation :'(

[antelligent]

Flying through me STILL means he was in me. And he didn't even take me out to dinner first!

I was half a virgin when I met him. Then he took that away like a chauvinistic pig.

there are worse characters to be owned by tbqh

[scarlethour]

This conversation has taken an unsettling turn
Because it makes me sound like I'm apologizing for a pervert

Instead I will offer to take you out to dinner to apologize for Viz floating through you

@whatsrequired

[antelligent]

Is laundry not a thing that you do?

thank you for the overflow help!

[whatsrequired]

The smell tells me I'm doing my job.

no worries! your frank is great

[antelligent]

And the bodies don't?

The news?

You can have nice-smelling clothes too, you know.

so is your scott! <3

[whatsrequired]

That's your thing. Wouldn't wanna step on ant toes.

@jurisdevil

[antelligent]

???????????what

Did you just call me an overbearing and demanding mother

Please tell me your speech-to-text app fucked up.

[jurisdevil]

I don't know. Are you? You're not giving your ant its space.

I can't believe I actually said that.

[antelligent]

There's the ant daddy I've been looking for all my life. :'8) Golly, Matthew!

But for real? When you have a kid that keeps breaking everything and has serious self-esteem issues aren't you SUPPOSED to be there to support them?

[jurisdevil]

I'm glad I can be the father you need right now.

Well. Yes, but I don't actually have any kids. So I don't know much about parenting.

@arrowbro

[antelligent]

PANCAKE BATTER IS INTIMATELY DIFFERENT FROM PIZZA DOUGH

God you've never been stuck in either so you'd never understand

I should shrink you down toss you in a bowl see how you like it

[arrowbro]

I'M NOT SAYING THE BATTER ISN'T DIFFERENT I'M SAYING THEY'RE EQUIVALENT AS A FOOD PANCAKES ARE A DESSERT PIZZA TYPE

well no i'm not typically in the habit of being "honey i shrunk the kids"

[antelligent]

but would you WANT to be in the habit, is my question

And a further explanation for why you and me meeting was terrible for society as a whole, but I feel like I have to prove a point here.

@rushd

[antelligent]

I feel your pain. Out of body apologies are the /standard/, man.

That and her calling your name, and you go "what is it, ma?", but then she doesn't answer so you have to get out of whatever comfy-ass position you're in and drag yourself to wherever she is.

Because if you shout any more she'll get mad at you for shouting.

And if you don't respond because she didn't respond she'll get mad at you for not shouting.

Jesus.

@voicelog #1

[antelligent]

Something about "making up for the failures I had in college by trying to recreate them, but as successes".

Or some other convoluted... version of that.

[voicelog]

okay.

now tell me why you're actually doing it.

[Sorry, he doesn't believe that's the reason at all.]

[antelligent]

I want to do something good for people that isn't saving their lives at the cost of ruining buildings or cities.

@voicelog #2

[antelligent]

omg

( because scott did turn to look behind him to see tony's massive form (then again, everyone is massive when you're tiny), and his fingers type out of memorisation of the keyboard more than anything else.

he lifts his hand in a little wave. )

Hey.

[voicelog]

[He's just staring down at Scott with the most unimpressed look in the world right now.]

I told you to unshrink. Unshrink. [Don't make him repeat himself.]

[antelligent]

( so he unshrinks.

and it's, you know, not so cool. scott pulls his helmet off, kind of just leaning against the wall of the hot tub and leaning the back of his head against the edge.

he sniffs. )

Now I can't fit on my ants.

@voicelog

[antelligent]

( scott likes tony. possibly loves him, given the whole eight years thing, but he doesn't think too deeply about that if he can help it. but he likes him, really likes him, and right now isn't too bad a place to be (see: with tony in his bed and scott's mouth dragging over the rasp of his beard, the flutter of a pulse in his neck).

this he kisses--tender, sweet. tony's been through too much, amnesia notwithstanding. scott's tongue rolls over his skin and his face is flushed because, shit, he's literally kissing his former boss' body like some kind of lovesick teenager, but he undoes one button on tony's shirt and then two, kissing every newly exposed inch of those broad, broad shoulders. )

Hey, ( scott's lips trail back up, finding tony's mouth to kiss it. ) how inappropriate am I allowed to be right now?

[voicelog]

[Tony won’t get into how he feels about Scott mainly because he thinks it’s pretty obvious given where they are and what they’re doing right now. Attraction is a definite no brainer. Emotions – he likes him a lot too. Actually, his feelings might even go deeper than that or else he would have never taken a step into something more than just friends with him. Not worth the outcome of what may or may not potentially happen otherwise.

But for now he’s shoved those thoughts to the far recesses of his mind. His focus is trained on Scott and what he’s currently doing, where he’s currently kissing. A faint smile lingers on his face as he feels the gentle press of his lips. He reciprocates for a brief moment before his brows lifts in mild amusement.]

You can be as inappropriate as you want. [He’ll let him take the lead for now. Do whatever he wants to his heart’s content. It’ll be fun to watch. But before that— he cups the back of his neck to bring him down for a deeper kiss, nipping at his bottom lip lightly. Then, he releases him with a slight tilt of his head, his smile growing.] Why? What do you have in mind? [He can wait and see for himself, but he just wants to test if Scott will actually be brazen enough to tell him out loud.]